Confused grocery shopper orders coon cheese online, random Belgian guy appears at doorstep.
Inner West mother-of-four Rosemary Wilson was in shock when a random and very jetlagged Belgian man arrived at her doorstep at 10:00AM yesterday morning. After standing at the doorstep in a rather confused state for approximately ten minutes, she then invited the international DJ/Producer Coone and offered him a sandwich and some tea whilst they sorted out this debacle.
Whilst sipping on a cup of chamomile tea, she spoke to a customer service representative at Woolworths who said that she ordered Coone, so that’s exactly what they sent her and that she should be grateful because it took them a while to track him down. Little did she know that the representative who placed her order misspelt Coon for Coone, thus sending her a Belgian guy instead of a block of sliced cheese.
Seeing as he had flown all the way from Belgium, Coone offered to play a 4 hour boiler-room set in Rosemary’s living room. She invited her book club over and they were extremely intruiged by the high tempo music that he was playing and also slightly disappointed that they couldn’t even eat the cheese sandwiches that Rosemary promised.