The Insult Comedian gave another bonkers presser yesterday. Since he’s into threatening to prosecute his enemies, he went after John Kerry for alleged violations of the Logan Act:
“I’d like to see — with Iran, I’d like to see them call me. You know, John Kerry speaks to them a lot. John Kerry tells them not to call. That’s a violation of the Logan Act. And frankly, he should be prosecuted on that. But my people don’t want to do anything that’s — only the Democrats do that kind of stuff, you know? If it were the opposite way, they’d prosecute him under the Logan Act.”
My publisher was not amused:
Trump needs to keep John Kerry's name out of his whore mouth.
— Allison Hantschel (@Athenae) May 9, 2019
The degree to which John Kerry lives rent-free in the heads of mid-2000s wingnuts is BANANERS and this is me, the biggest unironic Kerry stan on earth, saying this.
— Allison Hantschel (@Athenae) May 9, 2019
Big John is a large man. It must get crowded in there.
It’s hard being a human political football.
In other weirdo presser news, Trump projected his ardor for Kim Jong Un onto the unlikely pair of Bob Mueller and Jim Comey:
“They were supposedly best friends. You look at the picture file and you see hundreds of pictures of him and Comey.”
They worked together, Donald. Neither has ever declared their love unlike the Dotard and the Dictator. One thing the two Ds have in common is bad hair. How do I know? I saw the picture file. Believe me.
The last word goes to the Angels: